LEXIE: Dr. Sloan. Um, I’m working with Shepherd today on a pain patient and I read this article while I was helping George study…
MARK: Pathetic.
LEXIE: Yes, I know, I’m pathetic. But I did read this article, and I do have a photographic memory, and the Chief’s on this new thing where he wants the interns to be heard and not just seen, and so-
MARK: Use fewer words, Grey.Grey’s Anatomy, 5x03 Here Comes the Flood
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fuckyeahtvpicspam: heartwarming:
MARK: This may be bad timing but I gotta ask. What did that guy have? I mean, he wasn’t much to look at. But, you and Stevens and Torres. Tell the truth. Was he… you know… hung?LEXIE: That’s-MARK: I know, I said bad timing.LEXIE: I…MARK: But, seriously, he was kind of a dorky little dude.LEXIE: Stop! Stop talking! [laughs]MARK: Sorry. Sorry.LEXIE: He, he died. I… George died.MARK: Yeah. [pulls her into his arms]
Grey’s Anatomy, 6x02 Goodbye](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksx5tcUDeD1qzhzgqo1_400.png)
fuckyeahtvpicspam: heartwarming:
MARK: This may be bad timing but I gotta ask. What did that guy have? I mean, he wasn’t much to look at. But, you and Stevens and Torres. Tell the truth. Was he… you know… hung?
LEXIE: That’s-
MARK: I know, I said bad timing.
LEXIE: I…
MARK: But, seriously, he was kind of a dorky little dude.
LEXIE: Stop! Stop talking! [laughs]
MARK: Sorry. Sorry.
LEXIE: He, he died. I… George died.
MARK: Yeah. [pulls her into his arms]Grey’s Anatomy, 6x02 Goodbye
MEREDITH: Izzie leaves and Mark gets a kid, and you two decide the best way to deal is to get drunk and mash your genitals together?
ALEX: No freakin’ way you get to judge us or give relationship advice. Besides, you were a total dirty mistress like two weeks ago.
LEXIE: Are we calling me a dirty mistress?
MEREDITH: That was two years ago and his wife didn’t have cancer!
LEXIE: Because I’ve been with like, six guys in my whole life. Alex and I, we’ve done it before… I was recycling, it was like, good for the environment.
ALEX: Izzie’s gone. I was horny. She was there.
LEXIE: Oh crap, I am a dirty mistress! Oh god, you’re gonna tell Derek and then Derek’s gonna tell Mark that I’m a whore!Grey’s Anatomy 6.12 - “I Like You So Much Better When You’re Naked”
lexie made me laugh with the whore comment ngl
